Thursday, 31 March 2011


OK this will be a fast one.
  1. Very happy that Izza and the boys are currently on the way back! Yahooo!
  2. Happy that i’ve not inhale unwanted smoke into my lungs for nearly a week now. My last tobacco was last month and my last vaporized smoke (e-ciggs) was last week.
  3. Happy that i’m able to save a lot on petrol since the sports car is breathing most of the time on NGV.
  • Before: I have to spend RM300 per month on petrol only. (60 km per day X 22 working days + few extra KMs pergi kedai and such). Estimated 1 day = RM13.60 of petrol.
  • Now: Full tank of NGV = RM10.00 (actually 9.80+). That RM10 can travel up to 220 km! (based on my personal endurance test). Meaning, 60km per day X 22 working days = 1320 km per month. 1320 km divide by 220km = 6 times refuelling. So 6 times RM10 = RM60.00 per month!! From RM300 per month, i managed to reduce my petrol expenses to RM60!! OKlah.. the car still needs petrol (to ignite engine in the mornings), hmmm..maybe a solid RM30 should be enough for 2 months! So RM60 of NGV + RM15 of Petrol = RM75!!!! Cool kan?

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Skew the nonsense

Ok this is funny.

Datuk T (Mr.T!) invited reporters to the great Carcosa Negara to watch porn!! According to Mr.T, the pornstar resembles a top Opposition leader, a Datuk Seri, a parliament member and his wife is also active in politics (obvious lagi boleh?). Upon grabbing the complimentary popcorn, all members of the media were searched and had their mobile phone taken away; this is to make sure that there are no ‘pirate’ activity going on. Meaning no replication and the show was exclusively for the eyes of the selected few.

Few minutes after that, PKR communications director tweeted, saying that the video was doctored, sama macam kes gambar E*ry and L*nda R*far "cuddling" , Nab*l, Raja Lawak’s smooch-fest and anak Pontianak, Z*rina An-Jul*e’s.“Superimposed” by some super-expert ‘photovideo’ doctor.
"..Look at me abs! Globo Gym Purple Cobra! Hsssss.."

Few hours after that, DSAI denied in a press conference that the star was not him. Stressed out that during the “imposter” was “getting jiggy with it” with the east asian prostitute, he was at home with PKR staff, his wife, children, grandchildren and kebetulan tweeting. He then showed his firm abs and pointed that the man in the video looked very much like him except his stomach was bigger. But then he said, "Saya masih belum lihat video itu dan tindakan susulan akan dilakukan selepas mendapat bukti-bukti yang diperlukan,”. Hmm..ok maybe one of his reporter friend attended the show and cerita balik the whole 22 minutes of porno actions perfectly to him (kita kena bersangka baik..).

DSAI’s camp in unison voiced that the video was doctored, another effort by the government to “kill” AI and a desperate tactic to win Sarawak polls.
Clearly this issue is very politically motivated.
  1. Involves high profile politician, hidden cctv ?
  2. Video surfaced ahead of Sarawak polls.

From my opinion, sungguh bodoh dan bengaplah government if they're involved in this (accusation from opps.). Why?

  1. Sarawak is BN’s strong hold; they have no problem winning their hearts. PKR in Sarawak is like a pinch of salt from the small fry.
  2. If the plan is to smear AI’s name, tak cukupkah dengan kes liwat tu? Nowadays our papers dah macam gay sex novel. Super Ewwww!! The reports were very detail,’rectum’ here, ‘anal there’…ish!..imagine kalau ada budak kecil yang baru nak belajar baca surat khabar..”ayah-ayah, ‘liwat’ tu apa?” jenuh nak jawab..
  3. ‘Serahkan DNA Movement’ from numbers of NGO tu pun can consider kuat dah.
  4. Many PKR founders, leaders and members have openly expressed their disappointments over him and some have jumped, switched and even setup a new party.

Why the need to ‘create’ another drama? Cukuplaaaah…

Looking at this scenario, if I’m in his position, I’ll plant the video myself. Hire a lookalike, record them doing their thang, wait for the right moment, order the ‘masked magician’ to reveal the masterpiece to the press. Deny everything, accuse the government for the setup and amplify that this is one of their efforts to bring me down. Then I’ll go on a road show to gain sympathy, gain new and stronger support from the public. I believe this strategy would help clean some of the anti-virus that has been clinging on for quite some time now. Ini kalau aku lah kan…

Anyway the truth will prevail and I hope that it’ll be a speedy one. Meluat dah baca surat khabar pasal seks ini dan seks itu…

Dari Mu’adz bin Jabal RA bahawasanya Rasulullah SAW bersabda.
“Ertinya : Takutlah kepada doa orang-orang yang teraniaya, sebab tidak ada hijab antaranya dengan Allah (untuk mengabulkan)”. (Shahih Muslim, kitab Iman 1/37-38)

Stupid politics…dua-dua bengap..

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Project Anas - 1 month old

Title - Anas 1 Month
Date - March 20th 2011 (started -13/3/2011)
Media - Poster colour on Canvas

My two boys, 'hanging' out..

Link: Project Umayr

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Daddy misses you

Despite all my macho-ness, this broke me down in tears.. "man-tears"..

Miss you lah.. All of you.. :(

Thursday, 10 March 2011

KL Lurve

Things to do when I’m back in KL tomorrow.
We’ll start off sesudah Subuh, so most probably sampai before 12 pm.

  • Sampai KL, drop stuffs at 40. Lepak sekejap, to VSP.
  • Dinner with family
  • To Pertama Complex/ Campbell to buy Dr. Marten’s boots! Tiba-tiba teringin nak pakai balik..but as work shoes la, more practical..
  • To Ikea to buy that darn projector bulb! Menyesal..Next time kena consider type of bulb masa beli lampu di Ikea. Or tukar the whole thing and buy a new set?hmmmm..
  • To Kak Linda’s for tahlil arwah abang mat’s 100 days. Not sure Taman Tun ke Sg Penchala..anyway dekat Ikea lah tu.. In the same time boleh jumpa family..banyak family gathering tak join hari tu..
  • I think Izza tak join tahlil kot.. she’ll stay in VSP
So Saturday ni nampaknya quite packed.

  • Family day. The whole crew will be left in KL for a month plus (kot?) so i need to spend most of the time with them.
  • Send them to 40.
  • Back to SP before sundown
KL, anak jati mu kan pulang ke pangkuan esok!!

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

No Cow Sense

As a normal human being, we must accept that some people are born with no cow sense. Please cut them some slack. They’re not stupid, it’s in their blood; blood line, inherit, passed down from generations to generations. There’s nothing we can do to fix this. They live as if they’re the only soul in this world. Their scope of ‘common sense’ is only between the 2 to 3. So if you ever stumble upon them, just smile and be thankful that the sun is still shining, the moon still shines bright in a dark sky and the birds are still chirping happily under the oak trees.

To all born & raised no cow sense (NCS) people out there, i salute!
  1. Parked your Kancil in 2 parking spaces? No problem! Next time try side parking, maybe your Kancil can fit in 3 parking spaces!
  2. Driving on a 3 lane highway and you’re maintaining 70km/h on fast lane? Great!!! Safety first!
  3. Double parking? Triple parking also not a problem! Next time, please...block the road! The parking is still far from the restaurant? Just park it IN the restaurant! By the cashier! This is what we call ‘Drive-in’!!
  4. Why switch on the light during heavy rain? Why waste your battery like that? As long as you can see the road, good enough!
  5. Don’t want to dirty your hands by pressing the flush handle? Wonderful! Just walk-off and leave your ‘stash of gold’ in there for everyone to admire! Remember, you’ve already paid 20 cents entry fee?
  6. Never heard of the word “thank you/please”? No worries. Ignore it. It’s meaningless. Silence is a virtue
  7. Cutting queue? Go ahead. You’re old, weak and the white light is upon you. No hard feelings. It’s just an hour queue..
  8. Surprise visit to our house at midnight? That’s a classic! We have already prepared boxes of maggi mees to entertain ad-hoc visitors.
  9. Please call back during prayer times and dinner. Why waste on sms?
  10. To my muslim NCS brothers out there, please pray exactly at the main entrance or at the back most saf. No need to feel guilty, we can wait and walk across after you’ve finished your prayers. Even if you’re reciting the as-Sajadah or al-Baqarah.

p/s: aku rasa banyak kali dah aku sebut pasal ni...

Monday, 7 March 2011

8 Random

  1. The first phase of my ‘non-smoking day’ was a success! Next phase should be easier because last week Izza spent a few zeros on E-Cigarette. Surprisingly this ‘thing’ works! Fully recommended..please include determination ya.
  2. KRU’s Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa macam lazat. Cinema? Not sure yet.
  3. Hantu, hantu, hantu. Bila satu movie hantu untung, semua orang buat cerita hantu. Ni kalau merong mahawangsa berjaya, sibuklah semua penulis movie pergi library kaji sejarah pulak buat another ‘epic’ movie of the year, pecah panggung, 28 juta! Cubalah berani buat kelainan sikit..
  4. Kim Kardashian is mile hotter without those heavy make up. Au naturel Kim, naturel..
  5. Kepada sesiapa yang tidak tahu, (ehem) saya telah dilantik sebagai Bendahari (penaja) persatuan penduduk di sini dan Alhamdulillah kami telah berjaya mengumandangkan azan dan menyediakan tempat penduduk setempat untuk bersolat. So kepada sesiapa yang nak invest untuk akhirat, “call me!”
  6. Aku ada cita-cita baru. Umur single digit dulu, sebab masa mandi aku suka mix shampoo & shaving cream, cita-cita: “Scientist”. Setelah dunia aku luas sedikit, tangan aku macam mudah je menconteng-conteng, cita-cita: “designer”. Sedang mengharungi dunia manis & pahit ‘designer’, ada seorang jiran yang cukup ringan memberikan gumpalan duit dari poket dia untuk keperluan surau. Cita-cita: nak mempunyai gumpalan-gumpalan duit itu…..dan ringan menderma seperti dia.
  7. Parents will never win against Grandparents. Why? Because parents are the disciplinarians and Grandparents are the ‘spoilers’.
  8. Jumaat ni, kesemua isi hati aku akan menetap di KL lebih dari sebulan. Damn..bos, semoga terbukalah hati kau untuk approve cuti aku … Dan jiwa ku kan kosong untuk hari-hari berikutnya..Terus teringat lagu Dewa.

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