Thursday, 21 May 2009
Suede Fever
TRASH
Maybe, maybe it's the clothes we wear,
The tasteless bracelets and the dye in our hair,
Maybe it's our kookiness,
Or maybe, maybe it's our nowhere towns,
Our nothing places and our cellophane sounds,
Maybe it's our looseness,
But we're trash, you and me,
We're the litter on the breeze,
We're the lovers on the streets,
Just trash, me and you,
It's in everything we do,
It's in everything we do...
Maybe, maybe it's the things we say,
The words we1ve heard and the music we play,
Maybe it's our cheapness,
Or maybe, maybe it's the times we1ve had,
The lazy days and the crazes and the fads,
Maybe it's our sweetness,
But we're trash, you and me,
We're the litter on the breeze,
We're the lovers on the streets,
Just trash, me and you,
It's in everything we do,
It's in everything we do.
But we're trash, you and me,
We're the lovers on the streets,
We're the litter on the breeze,
Just trash, me and you,
It's in everything we do,
It's in everything we do...
Beautiful Ones
High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine
Shaking their bits to the hits,
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides, in your dads suits you hide
Staining his name again,
Cracked up, stacked up, 22, psycho for sex and glue
Lost it to bostik, yeah,
Shaved heads, rave heads, on the pill, got too much time to kill
Get into bands and gangs,
Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones
Loved up, doved up, hung around, stoned in a lonely town
Shaking their meat to the beat,
High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine
Shaking their bits to the hits,
Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones.
You dont think about it,
You dont do without it,
Because youe beautiful,
And if your babys going crazy
Thats how you made me,
La, la, la, la...
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
How to cheat in your exams?
This semester only, 2 students were caught cheating during their final exam. Surprisingly, both are girls. They were caught with a note at their hand. According to the rules, if they were found guilty, the girls will be charged with suspension of 2 semesters (one year), one semester for the note and another for cheating. 2 years suspension is a lot my friend! If I were them, I will be so depressed, demoralized and I do not think I can gain my momentum after the one year “break”.
So let me share with you my friend’s method on how to cheat during examination. Actually, my friend has more, but I think this is the most effective.
First, after realizing that you have to seat for an exam paper the next day, leave the disco, drive safely back to the house/hostel, treat yourself with a jug of hot Nescafe kow, fold a piece of A4 paper, make sure that the size will fit in comfortably in your underwear (for girls, a full cup bra is recommended, for boys, please skip the G-strings..one day je..after that, nak pakai tu pakai lah..). Proceed with your “study” and “revision” by filling up notes from the textbook systematically in every inch and space of the folded paper. You can now declare the paper as your “lifesaver”. To honour with full respect to the “lifesaver”, give it an honorary name such as “Superman” or “Toyol”.
Step 1-Read, identify and memorize.
Read the questions thoroughly. If you are confident, answer all and leave the “not sures”. Before proceeding to the next step, Understand and memorize the “not sure” questions.
Step 2-Drama
Put your left hand gently on your abs. Bend down to the table, lift your right arm and shake as if you’re shivering, try your best to grab the attention of the examiner on duty. When asked, put out a distressed face and tell him/her that you think the nasi lemak you had earlier sudah basi. Excuse yourself, run to the nearest WC. Important: RUN! Can’t run? Brisk walk is acceptable.
Step 3-Read, Identify, memorize and a little drama.
This is where your “lifesaver” comes in. While Reading, Identifying and memorizing the notes from the lifesaver, do some small distressed sound. This is to give an impression to the examiner waiting outside that you’re currently going through a “rough” time in the WC. Use that time wise and effectively because there is no second or third WC. trips unless you’re a champion drama king/queen.
All the best!
Any other methods?
P/s: to the examiners, you know what to do..
So let me share with you my friend’s method on how to cheat during examination. Actually, my friend has more, but I think this is the most effective.
First, after realizing that you have to seat for an exam paper the next day, leave the disco, drive safely back to the house/hostel, treat yourself with a jug of hot Nescafe kow, fold a piece of A4 paper, make sure that the size will fit in comfortably in your underwear (for girls, a full cup bra is recommended, for boys, please skip the G-strings..one day je..after that, nak pakai tu pakai lah..). Proceed with your “study” and “revision” by filling up notes from the textbook systematically in every inch and space of the folded paper. You can now declare the paper as your “lifesaver”. To honour with full respect to the “lifesaver”, give it an honorary name such as “Superman” or “Toyol”.
Step 1-Read, identify and memorize.
Read the questions thoroughly. If you are confident, answer all and leave the “not sures”. Before proceeding to the next step, Understand and memorize the “not sure” questions.
Step 2-Drama
Put your left hand gently on your abs. Bend down to the table, lift your right arm and shake as if you’re shivering, try your best to grab the attention of the examiner on duty. When asked, put out a distressed face and tell him/her that you think the nasi lemak you had earlier sudah basi. Excuse yourself, run to the nearest WC. Important: RUN! Can’t run? Brisk walk is acceptable.
Step 3-Read, Identify, memorize and a little drama.
This is where your “lifesaver” comes in. While Reading, Identifying and memorizing the notes from the lifesaver, do some small distressed sound. This is to give an impression to the examiner waiting outside that you’re currently going through a “rough” time in the WC. Use that time wise and effectively because there is no second or third WC. trips unless you’re a champion drama king/queen.
All the best!
Any other methods?
P/s: to the examiners, you know what to do..
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Uhm 20W 2D
Alhamdulillah..
The video captured the moment when we've discovered Uhm's gender..Definitely a moment to be treasured!
"Uhm, it was great to have finally able to feel your tiny karate sidekicks! Kinda weird..but in a miraculously kind of way. Seriously cool!
But please remember my love, when you're out here, i will give you my karate sidekicks if you do that to your mother. It is only cute to kick your mother when you're still inside ..Now you have what, 4 months? please kick her while you still can..ok sayang?
The video captured the moment when we've discovered Uhm's gender..Definitely a moment to be treasured!
"Uhm, it was great to have finally able to feel your tiny karate sidekicks! Kinda weird..but in a miraculously kind of way. Seriously cool!
But please remember my love, when you're out here, i will give you my karate sidekicks if you do that to your mother. It is only cute to kick your mother when you're still inside ..Now you have what, 4 months? please kick her while you still can..ok sayang?
Shiny Happy People Holding Hands..
So much happenings and I wonder where to start? Ok, Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.. here we go!
1. House
We’ve moved to a new house, and I’m happy and proud to announce that it is our very own house! Describe the house? Let’s just say that this house is way more comfortable, spacious and beautiful than the Gurun house. It is also a single story but there’s land on both sides of the house (we are slowly picking up interest in greenery), we have rooms for 2 families –attached bathroom (friends and families, the house is open to you guys. I’m just a ‘ring’ away), we have a TV@STUDIO@Office room (finally I have my own jamming studio!), dining room with a view and emmm how do I put this? The porch area can fit in 7 cars? Heheh..The house is lovely..please come to our house warming @ kenduri kesyukuran on June 6th. Interested? Do email me.. I can’t give the details here.
2. New Hobby
I’ve yet to knock down my kgs, so I’ve took up a new hobby! Cycling! I’ve spoiled myself with a 27 speed mountain bike, complete with helmet, meter, bag and tools. Thanks to all the healthy programmes on TV especially the Biggest Loser. Every weekday evening, I will cycle at least 30 minutes = 12 km. The route is quite challenging with some gradual hills at the start and the end. Enough for me to break some sweat and hardened my quadriceps (ehem!). Last week and even early this morning, I have managed to “cucuk” some friends from the office to cycle 40 km, from Gunung Jerai to Titi Hayun, mandi sungai 45 min -1 hour and cycle back to the starting point. Seriously, best gila! The ride, scenery, the outings with friends and of course the exercise was a blast! Looking forward to “cucuk” and to cycle next month!
Ok i have to stop here as it is 2:00 am already..we have just received one hell-of-a good news and i can't wait to share it with you guys!! Let's wait for the "files" to be successfully uploaded on Youtube! heheh
1. House
We’ve moved to a new house, and I’m happy and proud to announce that it is our very own house! Describe the house? Let’s just say that this house is way more comfortable, spacious and beautiful than the Gurun house. It is also a single story but there’s land on both sides of the house (we are slowly picking up interest in greenery), we have rooms for 2 families –attached bathroom (friends and families, the house is open to you guys. I’m just a ‘ring’ away), we have a TV@STUDIO@Office room (finally I have my own jamming studio!), dining room with a view and emmm how do I put this? The porch area can fit in 7 cars? Heheh..The house is lovely..please come to our house warming @ kenduri kesyukuran on June 6th. Interested? Do email me.. I can’t give the details here.
I’ve yet to knock down my kgs, so I’ve took up a new hobby! Cycling! I’ve spoiled myself with a 27 speed mountain bike, complete with helmet, meter, bag and tools. Thanks to all the healthy programmes on TV especially the Biggest Loser. Every weekday evening, I will cycle at least 30 minutes = 12 km. The route is quite challenging with some gradual hills at the start and the end. Enough for me to break some sweat and hardened my quadriceps (ehem!). Last week and even early this morning, I have managed to “cucuk” some friends from the office to cycle 40 km, from Gunung Jerai to Titi Hayun, mandi sungai 45 min -1 hour and cycle back to the starting point. Seriously, best gila! The ride, scenery, the outings with friends and of course the exercise was a blast! Looking forward to “cucuk” and to cycle next month!
Ok i have to stop here as it is 2:00 am already..we have just received one hell-of-a good news and i can't wait to share it with you guys!! Let's wait for the "files" to be successfully uploaded on Youtube! heheh
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
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