testing 1,2,3..
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
How to cheat in your exams?
This semester only, 2 students were caught cheating during their final exam. Surprisingly, both are girls. They were caught with a note at their hand. According to the rules, if they were found guilty, the girls will be charged with suspension of 2 semesters (one year), one semester for the note and another for cheating. 2 years suspension is a lot my friend! If I were them, I will be so depressed, demoralized and I do not think I can gain my momentum after the one year “break”.
So let me share with you my friend’s method on how to cheat during examination. Actually, my friend has more, but I think this is the most effective.
First, after realizing that you have to seat for an exam paper the next day, leave the disco, drive safely back to the house/hostel, treat yourself with a jug of hot Nescafe kow, fold a piece of A4 paper, make sure that the size will fit in comfortably in your underwear (for girls, a full cup bra is recommended, for boys, please skip the G-strings..one day je..after that, nak pakai tu pakai lah..). Proceed with your “study” and “revision” by filling up notes from the textbook systematically in every inch and space of the folded paper. You can now declare the paper as your “lifesaver”. To honour with full respect to the “lifesaver”, give it an honorary name such as “Superman” or “Toyol”.
Step 1-Read, identify and memorize.
Read the questions thoroughly. If you are confident, answer all and leave the “not sures”. Before proceeding to the next step, Understand and memorize the “not sure” questions.
Step 2-Drama
Put your left hand gently on your abs. Bend down to the table, lift your right arm and shake as if you’re shivering, try your best to grab the attention of the examiner on duty. When asked, put out a distressed face and tell him/her that you think the nasi lemak you had earlier sudah basi. Excuse yourself, run to the nearest WC. Important: RUN! Can’t run? Brisk walk is acceptable.
Step 3-Read, Identify, memorize and a little drama.
This is where your “lifesaver” comes in. While Reading, Identifying and memorizing the notes from the lifesaver, do some small distressed sound. This is to give an impression to the examiner waiting outside that you’re currently going through a “rough” time in the WC. Use that time wise and effectively because there is no second or third WC. trips unless you’re a champion drama king/queen.
All the best!
Any other methods?
P/s: to the examiners, you know what to do..
So let me share with you my friend’s method on how to cheat during examination. Actually, my friend has more, but I think this is the most effective.
First, after realizing that you have to seat for an exam paper the next day, leave the disco, drive safely back to the house/hostel, treat yourself with a jug of hot Nescafe kow, fold a piece of A4 paper, make sure that the size will fit in comfortably in your underwear (for girls, a full cup bra is recommended, for boys, please skip the G-strings..one day je..after that, nak pakai tu pakai lah..). Proceed with your “study” and “revision” by filling up notes from the textbook systematically in every inch and space of the folded paper. You can now declare the paper as your “lifesaver”. To honour with full respect to the “lifesaver”, give it an honorary name such as “Superman” or “Toyol”.
Step 1-Read, identify and memorize.
Read the questions thoroughly. If you are confident, answer all and leave the “not sures”. Before proceeding to the next step, Understand and memorize the “not sure” questions.
Step 2-Drama
Put your left hand gently on your abs. Bend down to the table, lift your right arm and shake as if you’re shivering, try your best to grab the attention of the examiner on duty. When asked, put out a distressed face and tell him/her that you think the nasi lemak you had earlier sudah basi. Excuse yourself, run to the nearest WC. Important: RUN! Can’t run? Brisk walk is acceptable.
Step 3-Read, Identify, memorize and a little drama.
This is where your “lifesaver” comes in. While Reading, Identifying and memorizing the notes from the lifesaver, do some small distressed sound. This is to give an impression to the examiner waiting outside that you’re currently going through a “rough” time in the WC. Use that time wise and effectively because there is no second or third WC. trips unless you’re a champion drama king/queen.
All the best!
Any other methods?
P/s: to the examiners, you know what to do..
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Uhm 20W 2D
Alhamdulillah..
The video captured the moment when we've discovered Uhm's gender..Definitely a moment to be treasured!
"Uhm, it was great to have finally able to feel your tiny karate sidekicks! Kinda weird..but in a miraculously kind of way. Seriously cool!
But please remember my love, when you're out here, i will give you my karate sidekicks if you do that to your mother. It is only cute to kick your mother when you're still inside ..Now you have what, 4 months? please kick her while you still can..ok sayang?
The video captured the moment when we've discovered Uhm's gender..Definitely a moment to be treasured!
"Uhm, it was great to have finally able to feel your tiny karate sidekicks! Kinda weird..but in a miraculously kind of way. Seriously cool!
But please remember my love, when you're out here, i will give you my karate sidekicks if you do that to your mother. It is only cute to kick your mother when you're still inside ..Now you have what, 4 months? please kick her while you still can..ok sayang?
Shiny Happy People Holding Hands..
So much happenings and I wonder where to start? Ok, Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.. here we go!
1. House
We’ve moved to a new house, and I’m happy and proud to announce that it is our very own house! Describe the house? Let’s just say that this house is way more comfortable, spacious and beautiful than the Gurun house. It is also a single story but there’s land on both sides of the house (we are slowly picking up interest in greenery), we have rooms for 2 families –attached bathroom (friends and families, the house is open to you guys. I’m just a ‘ring’ away), we have a TV@STUDIO@Office room (finally I have my own jamming studio!), dining room with a view and emmm how do I put this? The porch area can fit in 7 cars? Heheh..The house is lovely..please come to our house warming @ kenduri kesyukuran on June 6th. Interested? Do email me.. I can’t give the details here.
2. New Hobby
I’ve yet to knock down my kgs, so I’ve took up a new hobby! Cycling! I’ve spoiled myself with a 27 speed mountain bike, complete with helmet, meter, bag and tools. Thanks to all the healthy programmes on TV especially the Biggest Loser. Every weekday evening, I will cycle at least 30 minutes = 12 km. The route is quite challenging with some gradual hills at the start and the end. Enough for me to break some sweat and hardened my quadriceps (ehem!). Last week and even early this morning, I have managed to “cucuk” some friends from the office to cycle 40 km, from Gunung Jerai to Titi Hayun, mandi sungai 45 min -1 hour and cycle back to the starting point. Seriously, best gila! The ride, scenery, the outings with friends and of course the exercise was a blast! Looking forward to “cucuk” and to cycle next month!
Ok i have to stop here as it is 2:00 am already..we have just received one hell-of-a good news and i can't wait to share it with you guys!! Let's wait for the "files" to be successfully uploaded on Youtube! heheh
1. House
We’ve moved to a new house, and I’m happy and proud to announce that it is our very own house! Describe the house? Let’s just say that this house is way more comfortable, spacious and beautiful than the Gurun house. It is also a single story but there’s land on both sides of the house (we are slowly picking up interest in greenery), we have rooms for 2 families –attached bathroom (friends and families, the house is open to you guys. I’m just a ‘ring’ away), we have a TV@STUDIO@Office room (finally I have my own jamming studio!), dining room with a view and emmm how do I put this? The porch area can fit in 7 cars? Heheh..The house is lovely..please come to our house warming @ kenduri kesyukuran on June 6th. Interested? Do email me.. I can’t give the details here.
I’ve yet to knock down my kgs, so I’ve took up a new hobby! Cycling! I’ve spoiled myself with a 27 speed mountain bike, complete with helmet, meter, bag and tools. Thanks to all the healthy programmes on TV especially the Biggest Loser. Every weekday evening, I will cycle at least 30 minutes = 12 km. The route is quite challenging with some gradual hills at the start and the end. Enough for me to break some sweat and hardened my quadriceps (ehem!). Last week and even early this morning, I have managed to “cucuk” some friends from the office to cycle 40 km, from Gunung Jerai to Titi Hayun, mandi sungai 45 min -1 hour and cycle back to the starting point. Seriously, best gila! The ride, scenery, the outings with friends and of course the exercise was a blast! Looking forward to “cucuk” and to cycle next month!
Ok i have to stop here as it is 2:00 am already..we have just received one hell-of-a good news and i can't wait to share it with you guys!! Let's wait for the "files" to be successfully uploaded on Youtube! heheh
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
June 2005 – The Arrival.
This will be my last entry from this Gurun house. How time flies! 4 tahun dah!. Honestly, I like this house, I like the environment, greeneries, sebelah the foot of Gunung Jerai, sunyi and cool at night, very near to the office (only 5 minutes away!), nearby restaurants and shops, Shell station is just at the entrance of the Taman, banks, post office and even shopping complex (Aneka) is just 10 minutes away!
Oooh I will so miss this house…:( Tomorrow, TELEKOM will cut-off the phone and internet account from this house. The process of transferring it to the new house will take at least 2 weeks..That is soooooooo sucky!!! I will be offline for two damn weeks!!! With the Reunion coming up..with the jobs coming in and the ones in progress!! OOoh!! Tension tension…
Oklah back to my EMO mode..As a tribute to this house, let’s take a trip down memory lane to June 2005 – The Arrival.
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GURUN: 1st PHASE
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
aah..just got back from gurun..5 and half hours straight..ok first thing first..banyak nak cerite ni..oh yeah tadi hiway jam gila from i think atas skit dari sungai buloh all the way to tanjung malim..geez luckily i was on the other side towards kl..kesian depa..
on the 31st of may, last tuesday..i’ve sold my 2nd car, daihatsu charade aura..berat hati nak menjualnya..he served me well for this past 4 years..thank you buddy!!you’ve taken me to places i’ve never been before, taken me to the hospital.. even my family and friends too,.. you’ve helped other cars with your ‘jumper’ skills..you even helped show directions to strangers..sheltered and mesmerised me with your boom box..and of course you were there when i jemput izza, went out dating..and not to forget, your objective and mission..that is to take me to school in one piece..and i’m proud to say that you’ve completed the mission with flying colours..a job well done!! fyi, i’ve graduated with marks that will make you in tears of joy and proud!!(hehe poyo)THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!i will never forget you, and i’m sure, my friends, lecturers and family will miss you too..to honour your loyalty and services, i’ll setup a photo album of you..THANK YOU..
on the 1st of june..mom and i went up to penang..meet up with apak (flew in from bangkok)put a night in vistana and the next morning, that was 2nd of june..went up to gurun..our objective was to check out the place, find a house, and settle few stuff for the house..everything was according to the plan..gurun is not as how i thought i would be..well of course if you compare to sg petani,penang or even kl..memangla mundur..a small district where everyone knows everyone, ada supermarkets,banks,..not too kampung, not too city..balanced..got railway station, bus station..boleh lah hidup..
jumpa rumah!!my first house..well renting la..alone pulak too..takpe jiran ramai..hehe according to the furniture shop guy, my area there, is an ok area.considered one of the cleanest “taman”..”orang duduk sana suma pangkat2..”according to himlaa..my house is a single story,3 bedrooms, separate toilet and bathroom,dapur, living room big space of land in front and back..boleh lah main bola, facing greens..takde rumah kat depan..on the left side of the house pulak gunung jerai..scenic surroundings..5-10 minutes to workplace,less than 5 minutes to “city centre”..all that with a rental of RM200 per month..HAHAHA murah gilaaaar!!the owner is a policemen based in penang..hahahaha in my mind dah dapat dah idea on how to decorate the house…get ready!!!!here i come!!!
this sunday morning, that is on the 5th oh june, i’ll be going back to gurun with the rest of my stuff..pc, bass guitar, amp,cloths,books,shoes, tv..i will do some packing after this,..my target is to arrive in gurun slightly pass lunch hour..so i can meet up with the designers, warm up before reporting the next day..i’ve scouted shops yang boleh pasang broadband and astro..that i will have to consider from my piggy bank, tgok kalau cukup.. worst i’ll connect it next month..use my first pay..hehe..like mom said tadi, i’m considered very lucky..and i agreed..syukur alhamdulillaah..my first ever job interview,and i got it,that makes it my first job..sungguh bersyukur..tambah plak ni first posting out of kl (cewah),first house, next month first pay..alhamdulillah..thank you very much..hopefuly semua berjalan dengan lancar..haritu first time drive on jambatan pulau pinang, was wonderful..we were driving towards penang during sunset..beautiful..macam katun jepun..berair mata..hehe, first time in gurun, sg.petani…
tomorrow doing last minute shopping for the house..oh first ikut apak to buy handphone..yes again!!phone dia rosak plak..then to makro to buy table..and a date with izza..will be a sad one..well what to do…come to think about it, if we look from the other perspective, the other side (which i think i normally do)..a break like this is good..not that “dumping” kind of break..a break,time off for a while..just to proof how serious is the relationship..to me it is healthy because we started being together i consider at a young age..lets see how this “separation” mature us..like abang,he was separated with lissa for a year becoz she went to NZ blaja..,now she’s carrying my soon-to-be anak buah..hehehe lets see everyting in its positive side..kurang pening..
my next entry will be done in Gurun..so i guess this will be my sort-of last in KL..wish me luck for my first day!!
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MODENAS
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
“..my house, is a very very very fine house..”hah..at last dapat online!! went to sg petani to register for broadband, got disappointed as they said that my area tak de orang pakai streamyx, so no broadband port available..and i have to wait..GEEZ!! not a single person in my taman using broadband!!??why??iklan tak sampai ke??hey useful tau!!internet macam2 adaaaaa..got tips on making more profits out of padi, sawah padi management, sell beras on-line..download mpegs or avi of the new tech of padi planting..well now i’m using the tmnet prepaid card for rm30..better than nothing..need to do research on hand grips..oh yeah..it’s been a week in gurun, all by myself..5 days of being a designer..
how was my first day in Modenas? the night before, i travelled more than 15km,in the middle of the night, just to iron my shirt and pants..went to Lobb’s house which is somewhere deep in his father’s ladang kelapa sawit..phew ohboy..first day was ok..briefs here and there..there are only 38 in R&D department, department paling secret whereby it is located jauh skit and quite hidden from other blocks..and only the 38 of us were granted with a security card to enter..there are only including me, 3 designers, and the rest are engineers, including my section head..the R&D is the birth place of all Modenas’s new product..this is the place where the designers gather to conceptualize and visualize new bikes, developing new frames, new engines, new body and chasis and of course the place for testing as well..u don’t manufacture bikes that is not tested..takes time for me to adjusting and really understand of what the engineers are talking about..crank shafts, forks, plastic covers..this and that part of engine..
3 breaks a day..haha yes..good for orang yang senang tido like me..10,1pm and 3..from mon to fridays..i work 7:45am till 5pm..but biasenye balik lewatlah skit..takde sape pun kat umah..my neighbours are pekerja industri..(what movie ye?)naza auto and petronas power plant..both houses thought that i’m married..am i that old looking???geez..oh yeah..been cooking lately..yes..COOK..just had nasi ayam tadi..masak sendiri beb..the other day cooked nasi putih with ayam masak kicap, chinese style..hehe of course my mom thought me la..suprisingly all went ok!!hmm..except my kai fan just now..kurang garam in my nasi, but the chicken..PERFECT..baru beli and restored a second hand office table i bought at Osama Sg Petani..ooh!! u know how i love good and cheap 2nd hand stuff..(missing u, Cash Convertor)..but am not into bundle sangat..during VI time yes..skola2 dulu..now everyday sapu sampah, shopping pun tengok barang rumah, cheap furnitures, 1.90 shops, rase sangatlah tua…
ok..i’m suppose to do research..will write again..this prepaid thing is goodlaa..tak puas hati..i WILL get a broadband for my pc here..you hang on.. ok?
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..signing off for the last time from 102, Jalan Murni 1, Taman Murni.
Oooh I will so miss this house…:( Tomorrow, TELEKOM will cut-off the phone and internet account from this house. The process of transferring it to the new house will take at least 2 weeks..That is soooooooo sucky!!! I will be offline for two damn weeks!!! With the Reunion coming up..with the jobs coming in and the ones in progress!! OOoh!! Tension tension…
Oklah back to my EMO mode..As a tribute to this house, let’s take a trip down memory lane to June 2005 – The Arrival.
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GURUN: 1st PHASE
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
aah..just got back from gurun..5 and half hours straight..ok first thing first..banyak nak cerite ni..oh yeah tadi hiway jam gila from i think atas skit dari sungai buloh all the way to tanjung malim..geez luckily i was on the other side towards kl..kesian depa..
on the 31st of may, last tuesday..i’ve sold my 2nd car, daihatsu charade aura..berat hati nak menjualnya..he served me well for this past 4 years..thank you buddy!!you’ve taken me to places i’ve never been before, taken me to the hospital.. even my family and friends too,.. you’ve helped other cars with your ‘jumper’ skills..you even helped show directions to strangers..sheltered and mesmerised me with your boom box..and of course you were there when i jemput izza, went out dating..and not to forget, your objective and mission..that is to take me to school in one piece..and i’m proud to say that you’ve completed the mission with flying colours..a job well done!! fyi, i’ve graduated with marks that will make you in tears of joy and proud!!(hehe poyo)THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!i will never forget you, and i’m sure, my friends, lecturers and family will miss you too..to honour your loyalty and services, i’ll setup a photo album of you..THANK YOU..
on the 1st of june..mom and i went up to penang..meet up with apak (flew in from bangkok)put a night in vistana and the next morning, that was 2nd of june..went up to gurun..our objective was to check out the place, find a house, and settle few stuff for the house..everything was according to the plan..gurun is not as how i thought i would be..well of course if you compare to sg petani,penang or even kl..memangla mundur..a small district where everyone knows everyone, ada supermarkets,banks,..not too kampung, not too city..balanced..got railway station, bus station..boleh lah hidup..
jumpa rumah!!my first house..well renting la..alone pulak too..takpe jiran ramai..hehe according to the furniture shop guy, my area there, is an ok area.considered one of the cleanest “taman”..”orang duduk sana suma pangkat2..”according to himlaa..my house is a single story,3 bedrooms, separate toilet and bathroom,dapur, living room big space of land in front and back..boleh lah main bola, facing greens..takde rumah kat depan..on the left side of the house pulak gunung jerai..scenic surroundings..5-10 minutes to workplace,less than 5 minutes to “city centre”..all that with a rental of RM200 per month..HAHAHA murah gilaaaar!!the owner is a policemen based in penang..hahahaha in my mind dah dapat dah idea on how to decorate the house…get ready!!!!here i come!!!
this sunday morning, that is on the 5th oh june, i’ll be going back to gurun with the rest of my stuff..pc, bass guitar, amp,cloths,books,shoes, tv..i will do some packing after this,..my target is to arrive in gurun slightly pass lunch hour..so i can meet up with the designers, warm up before reporting the next day..i’ve scouted shops yang boleh pasang broadband and astro..that i will have to consider from my piggy bank, tgok kalau cukup.. worst i’ll connect it next month..use my first pay..hehe..like mom said tadi, i’m considered very lucky..and i agreed..syukur alhamdulillaah..my first ever job interview,and i got it,that makes it my first job..sungguh bersyukur..tambah plak ni first posting out of kl (cewah),first house, next month first pay..alhamdulillah..thank you very much..hopefuly semua berjalan dengan lancar..haritu first time drive on jambatan pulau pinang, was wonderful..we were driving towards penang during sunset..beautiful..macam katun jepun..berair mata..hehe, first time in gurun, sg.petani…
tomorrow doing last minute shopping for the house..oh first ikut apak to buy handphone..yes again!!phone dia rosak plak..then to makro to buy table..and a date with izza..will be a sad one..well what to do…come to think about it, if we look from the other perspective, the other side (which i think i normally do)..a break like this is good..not that “dumping” kind of break..a break,time off for a while..just to proof how serious is the relationship..to me it is healthy because we started being together i consider at a young age..lets see how this “separation” mature us..like abang,he was separated with lissa for a year becoz she went to NZ blaja..,now she’s carrying my soon-to-be anak buah..hehehe lets see everyting in its positive side..kurang pening..
my next entry will be done in Gurun..so i guess this will be my sort-of last in KL..wish me luck for my first day!!
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MODENAS
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
“..my house, is a very very very fine house..”hah..at last dapat online!! went to sg petani to register for broadband, got disappointed as they said that my area tak de orang pakai streamyx, so no broadband port available..and i have to wait..GEEZ!! not a single person in my taman using broadband!!??why??iklan tak sampai ke??hey useful tau!!internet macam2 adaaaaa..got tips on making more profits out of padi, sawah padi management, sell beras on-line..download mpegs or avi of the new tech of padi planting..well now i’m using the tmnet prepaid card for rm30..better than nothing..need to do research on hand grips..oh yeah..it’s been a week in gurun, all by myself..5 days of being a designer..
how was my first day in Modenas? the night before, i travelled more than 15km,in the middle of the night, just to iron my shirt and pants..went to Lobb’s house which is somewhere deep in his father’s ladang kelapa sawit..phew ohboy..first day was ok..briefs here and there..there are only 38 in R&D department, department paling secret whereby it is located jauh skit and quite hidden from other blocks..and only the 38 of us were granted with a security card to enter..there are only including me, 3 designers, and the rest are engineers, including my section head..the R&D is the birth place of all Modenas’s new product..this is the place where the designers gather to conceptualize and visualize new bikes, developing new frames, new engines, new body and chasis and of course the place for testing as well..u don’t manufacture bikes that is not tested..takes time for me to adjusting and really understand of what the engineers are talking about..crank shafts, forks, plastic covers..this and that part of engine..
3 breaks a day..haha yes..good for orang yang senang tido like me..10,1pm and 3..from mon to fridays..i work 7:45am till 5pm..but biasenye balik lewatlah skit..takde sape pun kat umah..my neighbours are pekerja industri..(what movie ye?)naza auto and petronas power plant..both houses thought that i’m married..am i that old looking???geez..oh yeah..been cooking lately..yes..COOK..just had nasi ayam tadi..masak sendiri beb..the other day cooked nasi putih with ayam masak kicap, chinese style..hehe of course my mom thought me la..suprisingly all went ok!!hmm..except my kai fan just now..kurang garam in my nasi, but the chicken..PERFECT..baru beli and restored a second hand office table i bought at Osama Sg Petani..ooh!! u know how i love good and cheap 2nd hand stuff..(missing u, Cash Convertor)..but am not into bundle sangat..during VI time yes..skola2 dulu..now everyday sapu sampah, shopping pun tengok barang rumah, cheap furnitures, 1.90 shops, rase sangatlah tua…
ok..i’m suppose to do research..will write again..this prepaid thing is goodlaa..tak puas hati..i WILL get a broadband for my pc here..you hang on.. ok?
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..signing off for the last time from 102, Jalan Murni 1, Taman Murni.
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